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They are walking along the street, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Mill Spring, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow West
Virginia drawl so's they don't know.
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake West Virginia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ......"
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from Kentucky , ain't you?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you know that?"
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners!!!!!
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