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Who Is The Most Irrelevant in 2004?
11.29.04 (5:57 am)   [edit]

Final Voting Results








Most Irrelevant 527 of the Year?


=http://www.nuclearcow.com/pol... method=post








54.1%
MoveOn.Org
41%
Vote or Die
3.2%
ACORN
1.6%
ACT










Irrelevant Entertainer of the Year?


=http://www.nuclearcow.com/pol... method=post 










54.4%
Bruce Springsteen
28.9%
The Dixie Chicks
9%
Eminem
4.3%
Good Charlotte
3.2%
Dave Matthews










Irrelevant Actor of the Year?


=http://www.nuclearcow.com/pol... method=post 










21.6%
Cameron Diaz
21.2%
Tim Robbins
20.6%
Shawn Penn
18.3%
Alec Baldwin
18.1%
Robert Redford










Irrelevant Man of the Year?


=http://www.nuclearcow.com/pol... method=post 










61%
Michael Moore
18.8%
Dan Rather
13.2%
George Soros
4.7%
Howard Stern
2.1%
Howard Dean










Irrelevant Media Organization of the Year?


=http://www.nuclearcow.com/pol... method=post 








71.7%
CBS
14.5%
UK Guardian
9.6%
CNN
4%
Slate










Most Irrelevant Lifetime Achievement Award?


=http://www.nuclearcow.com/pol... method=post 








58.9%
Barbara Streisand
17.2%
Ralph Nader
13.7%
Martin Sheen
10%
Ed Asner
 
 
God's best friend...
11.16.04 (11:43 am)   [edit]

A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'....
they won't let ME in either."

 
and the runner up gets...
11.10.04 (1:33 am)   [edit]

 
GOD HELP AMERICA; THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN...
11.08.04 (4:29 pm)   [edit]

The Following entry is from michaelmoore.com



THEY say that in life you get what you deserve. Well, today America has deservedly got a lawless cowboy to lead them further into carnage and isolation and the unreserved contempt of most of the rest of the world.


This once-great country has pulled up its drawbridge for another four years and stuck a finger up to the billions of us forced to share the same air. And in doing so, it has shown itself to be a fearful, backward-looking and very small nation.


This should have been the day when Americans finally answered their critics by raising their eyes from their own sidewalks and looking outward towards the rest of humanity.


And for a few hours early yesterday, when the exit polls predicted a John Kerry victory, it seemed they had.


But then the horrible, inevitable truth hit home. They had somehow managed to re-elect the most devious, blinkered and reckless leader ever put before them. The Yellow Rogue of Texas.


A self-serving, dim-witted, draft-dodging, gung-ho little rich boy, whose idea of courage is to yell: "I feel good," as he unleashes an awesome fury which slaughters 100,000 innocents for no other reason than greed and vanity.


A dangerous chameleon, his charming exterior provides cover for a power-crazed clique of Doctor Strangeloves whose goal is to increase America's grip on the world's economies and natural resources.


And in foolishly backing him, Americans have given the go-ahead for more unilateral pre-emptive strikes, more world instability and most probably another 9/11.


Why else do you think bin Laden was so happy to scare them to the polls, then made no attempt to scupper the outcome?


There's only one headline in town today, folks: "It Was Osama Wot Won It."


And soon he'll expect pay-back. Well, he can't allow Bush to have his folks whoopin' and a-hollerin' without his own getting a share of the fun, can he?


Heck, guys, I hope you're feeling proud today.


To the tens of millions who voted for John Kerry, my commiserations.


To the overwhelming majority of you who didn't, I simply ask: Have you learnt nothing? Do you despise your own image that much?


Do you care so little about the world beyond your shores? How could you do this to yourselves?


How appalling must one man's record at home and abroad be for you to reject him?


Kerry wasn't the best presidential candidate the Democrats have ever fielded (and he did deserve a kicking for that "reporting for doo-dee" moment), but at least he understood the complexity of the world outside America, and domestic disgraces like the 45 million of his fellow citizens without health cover.


He would have done something to make that country fairer and re-connected it with the wider world.


Instead America chose a man without morals or vision. An economic incompetent who inherited a $2billion surplus from Clinton, gave it in tax cuts to the rich and turned the US into the world's largest debtor nation.


A man who sneers at the rights of other nations. Who has withdrawn from international treaties on the environment and chemical weapons.


A man who flattens sovereign states then hands the rebuilding contracts to his own billionaire party backers.


A man who promotes trade protectionism and backs an Israeli government which continually flouts UN resolutions.


America has chosen a menacingly immature buffoon who likened the pursuit of the 9/11 terrorists to a Wild West, Wanted Dead or Alive man-hunt and, during the Afghanistan war, kept a baseball scorecard in his drawer, notching up hits when news came through of enemy deaths.


A RADICAL Christian fanatic who decided the world was made up of the forces of good and evil, who invented a war on terror, and thus as author of it, believed he had the right to set the rules of engagement.


Which translates to telling his troops to do what the hell they want to the bad guys. As he has at Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and countless towns across Iraq.


You have to feel sorry for the millions of Yanks in the big cities like New York, Washington, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco who voted to kick him out.


These are the sophisticated side of the electorate who recognise a gibbon when they see one.


As for the ones who put him in, across the Bible Belt and the South, us outsiders can only feel pity.


Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets.


The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong".


You probably won't be surprised to learn of would-be Oklahoma Republican Senator Tom Coburn who, on Tuesday, promised to ban abortion and execute any doctors who carried them out.


He also told voters that lesbianism is so rampant in the state's schools that girls were being sent to toilets on their own. Not that any principal could be found to back him up.


These are the people who hijack the word patriot and liken compassion to child-molesting. And they are unknowingly bin Laden's chief recruiting officers.


Al-Qaeda's existence is fuelled by the outpourings of America's Christian right. Bush is its commander-in-chief. And he and bin Laden need each other to survive.


Both need to play Lex Luther to each others' Superman with their own fanatical people. Maybe that's why the mightiest military machine ever assembled has failed to catch the world's most wanted man.


Or is the reason simply that America is incompetent? That behind the bluff they are frightened and clueless, which is why they've stayed with the devil they know.


VISITORS from another planet watching this election would surely not credit the amateurism.


The queues for hours to register a tick; the 17,000 lawyers needed to ensure there was no cheating; the $1.2bn wasted by parties trying to discredit the enemy; the allegations of fraud, intimidation and dirty tricks; the exit polls which were so wildly inaccurate; an Electoral College voting system that makes the Eurovision Song Contest look like a beacon of democracy and efficiency; and the delays and the legal wrangles in announcing the victor.


Yet America would have us believe theirs is the finest democracy in the world. Well, that fine democracy has got the man it deserved. George W Bush.


But is America safer today without Kerry in charge? A man who overnight would have given back to the UN some credibility and authority. Who would have worked out the best way to undo the Iraq mess without fear of losing face.


Instead, the questions facing America today are - how many more thousands of their sons will die as Iraq descends into a new Vietnam? And how many more Vietnams are on the horizon now they have given Bush the mandate to go after Iran, Syria, North Korea or Cuba...?


Today is a sad day for the world, but it's even sadder for the millions of intelligent Americans embarrassed by a gung-ho leader and backed by a banal electorate, half of whom still believe Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.


Yanks had the chance to show the world a better way this week, instead they made a thuggish cowboy ride off into the sunset bathed in glory.


And in doing so it brought Armageddon that little bit closer and re-christened their beloved nation The Home Of The Knave and the Land Of The Freak.


God Help America.

 
Marines turn to God ahead of anticipated Fallujah battle
11.07.04 (5:32 pm)   [edit]


NEAR FALLUJAH, Iraq, Nov 6 (AFP) - With US forces massing outside Fallujah, 35 marines swayed to Christian rock music and asked Jesus Christ to protect them in what could be the biggest battle since American troops invaded Iraq last year.

Men with buzzcuts and clad in their camouflage waved their hands in the air, M-16 assault rifles laying beside them, and chanted heavy metal-flavoured lyrics in praise of Christ late Friday in a yellow-brick chapel.

They counted among thousands of troops surrounding the city of
Fallujah, seeking solace as they awaited Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi's decision on whether or not to invade Fallujah.

"You are the sovereign. You're name is holy. You are the pure spotless lamb," a female voice cried out on the loudspeakers as the marines clapped their hands and closed their eyes, reflecting on what lay ahead for them.

The
US military, with many soldiers coming from the conservative American south and midwest, has deep Christian roots.

In times that fighting looms, many soldiers draw on their evangelical or born-again heritage to help them face the battle.

"It's always comforting. Church attendance is always up before the big push," said First Sergeant Miles Thatford.

"Sometimes, all you've got is God."

Between the service's electric guitar religious tunes, marines stepped up on the chapel's small stage and recited a verse of scripture, meant to fortify them for war.

One spoke of their Old Testament hero, a shepherd who would become
Israel's king, battling the Philistines some 3,000 years ago.

"Thus David prevailed over the Philistines," the marine said, reading from scripture, and the marines shouted back "Hoorah, King David," using their signature grunt of approval.

The marines drew parallels from the verse with their present situation, where they perceive themselves as warriors fighting barbaric men opposed to all that is good in the world.

"Victory belongs to the Lord," another young marine read.

Their chaplain, named Horne, told the worshippers they were stationed outside Fallujah to bring the Iraqis "freedom from oppression, rape, torture and murder ... We ask you God to bless us in that effort."

The marines then lined up and their chaplain blessed them with holy oil to protect them.

"God's people would be annointed with oil," the chaplain said, as he lightly dabbed oil on the marines' foreheads.

The crowd then followed him outside their small auditorium for a baptism of about a half-dozen marines who had just found Christ.

The young men lined up and at least three of them stripped down to their shorts.

The three laid down in a rubber dinghy filled with water and the chaplain's assistant, Navy corpsman Richard Vaughn, plunged their heads beneath the surface.

Smiling, Vaughn baptised them "in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit."

Dripping wet, Corporal Keith Arguelles beamed after his baptism.

"I just wanted to make sure I did this before I headed into the fight," he said on the military base not far from the city of
Fallujah.

 
2004's Winners and Losers
11.06.04 (4:30 pm)   [edit]


AND...


 
BUSH COUNTRY 2000 & 2004
11.03.04 (4:16 pm)   [edit]


These are maps of election results by county for the years 2000 and 2004.  That's an awful lot of red if you ask me.

 
Looking to the future
11.03.04 (1:15 am)   [edit]


Condoleeza in '08

 
Bush Wins in OHIO!!!
11.02.04 (11:18 pm)   [edit]


Today I voted for President Bush because I want to get back to the days when John Kerry was just a nuisance like Hillary and Ted Kennedy.

 
John Kerry Longface Project Update
11.01.04 (11:30 pm)   [edit]


November 2nd Schedule
Here's the schedule for the Wafflehead on Election Day:

8:00-9:30
KICK OFF BREAKFAST/RALLY
POLARIS WAFFLE HOUSE
1183 Polaris Parkway


10:15-10:30
BUILT SOLID GYM
1459 King Avenue


11:15-12:15
DOWNTOWN FIREFIGHTERS
SW Corner Wheatland/W. Broad


12:45-2:15
LUNCH/VOTING BREAK
Mill Run Shopping Center (near Lowe's)
I-270 and Fishinger


2:45-3:00
EQUITABLE MORTGAGE
3530 Snouffer Road


3:30-4:30
SIGN EXPRESS (next to WalMart)
3900 Morse Road


5:00-6:00
OTTERBEIN COLLEGE
Campus Center
100 West Home Street


6:45pm
VICTORY PARTY/ELECTION RETURNS
BUCKEYE HALL OF FAME CAFE
1421 Olentangy River Road


After Party
MULLIGAN'S SPORTS BAR
8743 Smoky Row Rd



 
"One Day Left" by Michael Moore
11.01.04 (5:38 pm)   [edit]


To My Friends on the Left:


    & nbsp;    Okay, Kerry isn’t everything you wished he would be. You’re right. He’s not you! Or me. But we’re not on the ballot – Kerry is. Yes, Kerry was wrong to vote for authorization for war in Iraq but he was in step with 70% of the American public who was being lied to by Bush & Co. And once everyone learned the truth, the majority turned against the war. Kerry has had only one position on the war – he believed his president.
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;President Kerry had better bring the troops home right away. My prediction: Kerry’s roots are anti-war. He has seen the horrors of war and because of that he will avoid war unless it is absolutely necessary. Ask most vets. But don’t ask someone whose only horror was when he arrived too late for a kegger in Alabama.
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;There’s a reason Bush calls Kerry the Number One Liberal in the Senate – THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS THE NUMBER ONE LIBERAL IN THE SENATE! What more do you want? My friends, this is about as good as it gets when voting for the Democrat. We don’t have the #29 Liberal running or the #14 Liberal or even the #2 Liberal – we got #1! When has that ever happened?
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;Those of us who may be to the left of the #1 liberal Democrat should remember that this year conservative Democrats have had to make a far greater shift in their position to back Kerry than we have. We’re the ones always being asked to make the huge compromises and to always vote holding our noses. No nose holding this time. This #1 liberal is not the tweedledee to Bush’s tweedledum.